五点人,有哪些好看的喜剧?

2023-02-25 19:48:05 最新游戏资讯 小恐龙

求小说原著《五点人》奇坦 巴哈特 《Five Point Someone》 Chetan Bhagat

他是印度最有名气的畅销英文小说家;他虽然从没上过各大传统图书排行榜,但他的名字却被印度每一位大学生所熟知。当世界文学界将目光聚焦在印度传统文化时,他却将印度现代青年人的社会形象展现在了世人面前。他就是奇坦·巴哈特(Chetan Bhagat)。

作为一名投资银行的专业投资人,35岁的巴哈特创造了印度的英文小说神话。他最早的两部小说共卖出了百万册,他在印度青年读者中的影响力与那些老牌的英语畅销小说家齐名。他最新的作品是一部讲述发生在印度小镇中的喜剧作品,通过关注印度的传统运动项目板球、宗教和商业等,运用这些最古老的文化来反映现代年轻人的生活。这部小说创下了印度文学史上的销售奇迹:在全球范围内,平均每17秒就卖出一本。而他的文学创作事业生涯也将达到一个新的阶段:以其小说《电话中心的一夜》?穴One night at the call centre?雪改编的印度宝莱坞电影即将上映。

在创作过程中,巴哈特充分考虑到了大众的需求。他的小说定价只相当于一张电影票,而小说的销售则瞄准了印度传统英文小说创作的这一缺口。你可以在印度的各个超市找到巴哈特的最新作品,用他的话来说是因为:“每一个城镇不一定有书店,但一定拥有超级市场。”

巴哈特一直坚持着这样的英文写作原则:简单、易懂和吸引年轻的印度读者来关心印度当下的社会现象。他说:“文学的魅力就在于反映社会现象,如果一部作品不能吸引印度读者,那还怎么能称为是一部印度小说呢?”

很多评论家认为巴哈特的小说作品没有长期的收藏价值,原因是:虽然是英文小说,但语言并不是正统的英文,而从内容上看,也只能称之为“厕所文学”。对这样的说法巴哈特并不以为然,他认为:“这只是那些古板的评论人想要控制整个传媒界的说辞,他们并不了解现在的年轻人想要的是什么,想读的是什么,会买的是什么。”而事实证明,巴哈特是对的。2004年他的第一部小说《五点人》?穴Five point someone?雪出版后,年轻人开始认识到自主权的重要性,他们开始表现出对社会上旧制度的不满和改革的信心。

有哪些好看的喜剧?

首先非常感谢在这里能为你解答这个问题,让我带领你们一起走进这个问题,现在让我们一起探讨一下。

这是一个发生在非洲的有趣故事, 是有林正英主演的僵尸电影,所说是僵尸电影,但全片并无恐怖的点,相反是全程 搞笑 的经典影片,

主要讲述的是英国华侨陈山河欲将清朝祖宗遗体运返祖国安葬,并请得茅山师傅林正英为他将祖宗运返中国安葬,怎料,二人所乘飞机迷失方向,加上缺油,紧急降落,陈与林跳伞落在树上而“祖宗”则跌在一非洲土人部落。发生的有趣事情.

2. 夏洛克烦恼

《夏洛特烦恼》是开心麻花2012年首度推出的话剧,由闫非和彭大魔联合编剧、执导,

有沈腾主演,在剧中扮演者一事无成在梦中回到了高中时代,对自已暗恋以及的女神表白. 故事是围绕“爱与梦想”的主题,以人们熟知的大事件作为推进剧情的脉络,并且把一些知名明星都调侃到了.

3. 西红柿首富

《西虹市首富》是由闫非、彭大魔编剧兼执导,沈腾、宋芸桦、张一鸣、常远、张晨光、魏翔等主演的喜剧片,于2018年7月27日在中国大陆上映 。

该片讲述了混迹于丙级业余足球队的守门员王多鱼,因比赛失利被开除离队,却因继承二爷遗产而获得大笔财富,由此引发一系列令人哭笑不得的事件

这部剧主要讲述了在特烦恼之城的西虹市,混迹于丙级业余足球队的守门员王多鱼(沈腾饰),因比赛失利被开除离队。正处于人生最低谷的他接受了神秘台湾财团一个月花光十亿资金的挑战。本以为快乐生活就此开始,王多鱼却第一次感到“花钱特烦恼”。想要人生反转走上巅峰,真的没有那么简单.

该片是一部就算抛去所有笑点看了之后也会回味无穷的故事。看似轻松欢乐的喜剧故事背后,隐藏着一个关乎人性的考验——金钱与爱情的选择,而在癫狂和考验的之下却是首富对于人生之路的思考与感悟.

4. 逃学威龙

《逃学威龙》是由陈嘉上执导,周星驰、吴孟达、张敏主演的一部喜剧片,于1991年7月18日在中国香港上映。

该片讲述了警长意外丢失配枪而安排飞虎队员潜入学校调查,却被意外卷入走私军火案件的故事

6. 喜剧之王

《喜剧之王》是星辉海外有限公司出品的一部喜剧电影,由李力持、周星驰执导,周星驰、 莫文蔚、张柏芝等主演。该片于1999年2月13日在香港上映。

影片讲述对喜剧情有独钟的尹天仇与舞女柳飘飘逐渐产生感情,之后在杜娟儿的帮助下,尹天仇终于获得机会演主角,但又陷入与柳飘飘、杜娟儿的三角恋漩涡之中

7. 三傻大闹宝莱坞

《三傻大闹宝莱坞》是根据印度畅销书作家奇坦·巴哈特的处女作小说《五点人》改编而成的印度宝莱坞电影,由拉库马·希拉尼执导,阿米尔·汗、马德哈万、沙尔曼·乔什和卡琳娜·卡普等联袂出演。2011年12月8日在中国内地上映。

影片采用插叙的手法,讲述了三位主人公法罕、拉加与兰彻间的大学故事。兰彻是一个与众不同的大学生,公然顶撞院长,并质疑他的教学方法,用智慧打破学院墨守成规的传统教育观念。兰彻的特立独行引起模范学生——绰号“消音器”的查尔图的不满,他们约定十年后再一决高下,然而毕业时兰彻却选择了不告而别 。

相信多年后这些电影还是会被人们记住.

在以上的分享关于这个问题的解答都是个人的意见与建议,我希望我分享的这个问题的解答能够帮助到大家。

在这里同时也希望大家能够喜欢我的分享,大家如果有更好的关于这个问题的解答,还望分享评论出来共同讨论这话题。

我最后在这里,祝大家每天开开心心工作快快乐乐生活, 健康 生活每一天,家和万事兴,年年发大财,生意兴隆,谢谢!

首先非常感谢在这里能为你解答这个问题,让我带领你们一起走进这个问题,现在让我们一起探讨一下。

. 非洲和尚

这是一个发生在非洲的有趣故事, 是有林正英主演的僵尸电影,所说是僵尸电影,但全片并无恐怖的点,相反是全程 搞笑 的经典影片,

主要讲述的是英国华侨陈山河欲将清朝祖宗遗体运返祖国安葬,并请得茅山师傅林正英为他将祖宗运返中国安葬,怎料,二人所乘飞机迷失方向,加上缺油,紧急降落,陈与林跳伞落在树上而“祖宗”则跌在一非洲土人部落。发生的有趣事情.

2. 夏洛克烦恼

《夏洛特烦恼》是开心麻花2012年首度推出的话剧,由闫非和彭大魔联合编剧、执导,

有沈腾主演,在剧中扮演者一事无成在梦中回到了高中时代,对自已暗恋以及的女神表白. 故事是围绕“爱与梦想”的主题,以人们熟知的大事件作为推进剧情的脉络,并且把一些知名明星都调侃到了.

3. 西红柿首富

《西虹市首富》是由闫非、彭大魔编剧兼执导,沈腾、宋芸桦、张一鸣、常远、张晨光、魏翔等主演的喜剧片,于2018年7月27日在中国大陆上映 。

该片讲述了混迹于丙级业余足球队的守门员王多鱼,因比赛失利被开除离队,却因继承二爷遗产而获得大笔财富,由此引发一系列令人哭笑不得的事件

这部剧主要讲述了在特烦恼之城的西虹市,混迹于丙级业余足球队的守门员王多鱼(沈腾饰),因比赛失利被开除离队。正处于人生最低谷的他接受了神秘台湾财团一个月花光十亿资金的挑战。本以为快乐生活就此开始,王多鱼却第一次感到“花钱特烦恼”。想要人生反转走上巅峰,真的没有那么简单.

该片是一部就算抛去所有笑点看了之后也会回味无穷的故事。看似轻松欢乐的喜剧故事背后,隐藏着一个关乎人性的考验——金钱与爱情的选择,而在癫狂和考验的之下却是首富对于人生之路的思考与感悟.

4. 逃学威龙

《逃学威龙》是由陈嘉上执导,周星驰、吴孟达、张敏主演的一部喜剧片,于1991年7月18日在中国香港上映。

该片讲述了警长意外丢失配枪而安排飞虎队员潜入学校调查,却被意外卷入走私军火案件的故事

6. 喜剧之王

《喜剧之王》是星辉海外有限公司出品的一部喜剧电影,由李力持、周星驰执导,周星驰、 莫文蔚、张柏芝等主演。该片于1999年2月13日在香港上映。

影片讲述对喜剧情有独钟的尹天仇与舞女柳飘飘逐渐产生感情,之后在杜娟儿的帮助下,尹天仇终于获得机会演主角,但又陷入与柳飘飘、杜娟儿的三角恋漩涡之中

7. 三傻大闹宝莱坞

《三傻大闹宝莱坞》是根据印度畅销书作家奇坦·巴哈特的处女作小说《五点人》改编而成的印度宝莱坞电影,由拉库马·希拉尼执导,阿米尔·汗、马德哈万、沙尔曼·乔什和卡琳娜·卡普等联袂出演。2011年12月8日在中国内地上映。

影片采用插叙的手法,讲述了三位主人公法罕、拉加与兰彻间的大学故事。兰彻是一个与众不同的大学生,公然顶撞院长,并质疑他的教学方法,用智慧打破学院墨守成规的传统教育观念。兰彻的特立独行引起模范学生——绰号“消音器”的查尔图的不满,他们约定十年后再一决高下,然而毕业时兰彻却选择了不告而别 。

相信多年后这些电影还是会被人们记住.

在以上的分享关于这个问题的解答都是个人的意见与建议,我希望我分享的这个问题的解答能够帮助到大家。

在这里同时也希望大家能够喜欢我的分享,大家如果有更好的关于这个问题的解答,还望分享评论出来共同讨论这话题。

我最后在这里,祝大家每天开开心心工作快快乐乐生活, 健康 生活每一天,家和万事兴,年年发大财,生意兴隆,谢谢!

姜文导演,姜文、香川照之等主演,当时的香川照之还没有现在这么大的知名度。这部电影获53届戛纳电影节金棕榈奖提名,豆瓣评分9.2分。和《阳光灿烂的日子》共同奠定了姜文导演在国际影坛上的地位和影响力。片如其名,讲述了鬼子进村的故事。是抗日战争背景下,一部揭露人性的影片。游击队绑架了由香川照之饰演的日本兵和袁丁饰演的汉奸,将两人暂时搁置在姜文饰演的村民家。游击队一去不复返,半年过去了,全村都在为如何处置日本兵和汉奸而忐忑不安,善良的人性遭遇残暴碾压。黑白片的影像,黑色幽默的类型风格,通过举重若轻的方式,展现沉重战争 历史 的一隅,滑稽又悲怆,在魔幻现实主义荒诞不经的外衣下,撕开的却是血淋淋的 历史 现实。

1988上映的喜剧电影。年代比较久远,有着浓郁的时代感。

米家山导演执导,王朔编剧,张国立、葛优、梁天、潘虹、马晓晴主演。

讲了张国立、葛优、梁天饰演的三人在北京开了一家“替人排忧、替人解难、替人受过”的三T公司,专为人解决各种各样的麻烦事,虽然过程不易遇到各样的怪人怪事,生意却格外火爆。这部电影可以认为是冯小刚2013年电影《私人定制》的前作,品质要更好,电影很有时代感,现实主义风格,嬉笑怒骂,针砭时弊,可以看到80年代的北京人文、街景,还有年轻时候的张国立、葛优、梁天。豆瓣评分8.4,值得一看。

开心麻花出品,周申、刘露编剧导演,任素汐、大力等主演。2016年上映,第17届华语电影传媒大奖。豆瓣评分8.3分。讲述了民国时期一所偏远学校中,教师们将一头驴虚报成老师冒领薪水而引发的故事 。一部有着浓郁的悲剧色彩的喜剧电影。影片保留了一部分舞台剧的风格,相比开心麻花的另一部成功作品《夏洛特烦恼》,布景简朴内容却更深刻。这部电影捧红了女演员任素汐,插曲《我要你》也朗朗动听。影片上映时的宣传语——这个笑话,你可别哭。

山田洋次导演,桥爪功、吉行和子、苍井优、妻夫木聪等主演,讲述了日本东京平凡一家人的故事。温馨、 搞笑 的家庭小品。日本电影版的《我爱我家》。黄磊导演的电影《麻烦家族》就来自于这部电影,改编的质量就不说了,大家还是去看原版吧,日常的生活幽默,有笑有泪。

《厨子戏子痞子》

2013年3月29日上映,由管虎导演,黄渤、刘烨、张涵予、梁静、田中千绘等主演,豆瓣评分:7.0

电影主要讲述:本片以二战时期的北京为背景,一场大型瘟疫在华北蔓延,能够化解“瘟疫危机”的疫苗的出现,各方陷入争夺中,而片中的三个主演厨子(刘烨)、戏子(张涵予)、痞子(黄渤),分别三个不同阶层的小人物,阴差阳错的被卷入了进去,本片人物构造的夸张另类、语言幽默风趣,非常有笑点。

1. 非洲和尚

这是一个发生在非洲的有趣故事, 是有林正英主演的僵尸电影,所说是僵尸电影,但全片并无恐怖的点,相反是全程 搞笑 的经典影片,

主要讲述的是英国华侨陈山河欲将清朝祖宗遗体运返祖国安葬,并请得茅山师傅林正英为他将祖宗运返中国安葬,怎料,二人所乘飞机迷失方向,加上缺油,紧急降落,陈与林跳伞落在树上而“祖宗”则跌在一非洲土人部落。发生的有趣事情.

2. 夏洛克烦恼

《夏洛特烦恼》是开心麻花2012年首度推出的话剧,由闫非和彭大魔联合编剧、执导,

有沈腾主演,在剧中扮演者一事无成在梦中回到了高中时代,对自已暗恋以及的女神表白. 故事是围绕“爱与梦想”的主题,以人们熟知的大事件作为推进剧情的脉络,并且把一些知名明星都调侃到了.

3. 西红柿首富

《西虹市首富》是由闫非、彭大魔编剧兼执导,沈腾、宋芸桦、张一鸣、常远、张晨光、魏翔等主演的喜剧片,于2018年7月27日在中国大陆上映 。

该片讲述了混迹于丙级业余足球队的守门员王多鱼,因比赛失利被开除离队,却因继承二爷遗产而获得大笔财富,由此引发一系列令人哭笑不得的事件

这部剧主要讲述了在特烦恼之城的西虹市,混迹于丙级业余足球队的守门员王多鱼(沈腾饰),因比赛失利被开除离队。正处于人生最低谷的他接受了神秘台湾财团一个月花光十亿资金的挑战。本以为快乐生活就此开始,王多鱼却第一次感到“花钱特烦恼”。想要人生反转走上巅峰,真的没有那么简单.

该片是一部就算抛去所有笑点看了之后也会回味无穷的故事。看似轻松欢乐的喜剧故事背后,隐藏着一个关乎人性的考验——金钱与爱情的选择,而在癫狂和考验的之下却是首富对于人生之路的思考与感悟.

4. 逃学威龙

《逃学威龙》是由陈嘉上执导,周星驰、吴孟达、张敏主演的一部喜剧片,于1991年7月18日在中国香港上映。

该片讲述了警长意外丢失配枪而安排飞虎队员潜入学校调查,却被意外卷入走私军火案件的故事

6. 喜剧之王

《喜剧之王》是星辉海外有限公司出品的一部喜剧电影,由李力持、周星驰执导,周星驰、 莫文蔚、张柏芝等主演。该片于1999年2月13日在香港上映。

影片讲述对喜剧情有独钟的尹天仇与舞女柳飘飘逐渐产生感情,之后在杜娟儿的帮助下,尹天仇终于获得机会演主角,但又陷入与柳飘飘、杜娟儿的三角恋漩涡之中

7. 三傻大闹宝莱坞

《三傻大闹宝莱坞》是根据印度畅销书作家奇坦·巴哈特的处女作小说《五点人》改编而成的印度宝莱坞电影,由拉库马·希拉尼执导,阿米尔·汗、马德哈万、沙尔曼·乔什和卡琳娜·卡普等联袂出演。2011年12月8日在中国内地上映。

影片采用插叙的手法,讲述了三位主人公法罕、拉加与兰彻间的大学故事。兰彻是一个与众不同的大学生,公然顶撞院长,并质疑他的教学方法,用智慧打破学院墨守成规的传统教育观念。兰彻的特立独行引起模范学生——绰号“消音器”的查尔图的不满,他们约定十年后再一决高下,然而毕业时兰彻却选择了不告而别 。

相信多年后这些电影还是会被人们记住.

《上帝也疯狂》多年前的外国片,但是笑点极力推荐,讲述的是一个原始部落的人,碰见现代化的东西所带来的新奇和有趣发生的事件,有趣的是主演确实不会说英语,只会当地部落的语言,也因为这部电影,此后大火。也和林正英拍了一部《非洲和尚》这部电影也很棒,虽然是僵尸片,但是少有的喜剧效果呈现,都是因为原始部落和现代 社会 冲突所带来的喜剧效果,往往比现代的片更加有用心。

现代片如果说 搞笑 的话,很多大宣传出来的就不必说了,想必大家也都看过,极力推荐范伟的《跟踪孔令学》讲述范伟扮演的老师孔令学屁轻学生,而学生想要报复,从而带来的种种笑点。

说起最好的喜剧电视剧,我要向大家推荐的是 《武林外传》。该剧由尚敬导演执导,闫妮、沙溢、姚晨、喻恩泰、姜超等演员主演,是一部章回体古装情景喜剧。该剧堪称国内情景喜剧的巅峰之作,一举捧红沙溢,闫妮,姚晨等明星。

该剧围绕虚拟的明代万历年间七侠镇同福客栈的女掌柜佟湘玉和她的几个伙计展开。在这个客栈里有餐厅、厨房、天井、花园、男女寝室、客房。黄毛丫头郭芙蓉初入江湖,欠人钱财,困在同福客栈。好戏在这里开始上演,风趣的年轻人,引出了江湖人物,一场场戏谑生动的故事令人捧腹。佟湘玉,徐娘半老,风韵犹存;郭芙蓉,典型的野蛮女友;李大嘴,成天幻想学武功当大侠;吕秀才,是百无一用的书生;祝无双,武艺超群,容貌美丽,却无法收获爱情;莫小贝,是爱逃学并且只想吃糖葫芦的小丫头片子……

该剧最大的成功之处是对传统审美的颠覆。

金庸的武侠审美一直被被中国人民广泛认可和接受,他的作品可谓家喻户晓,耳熟能详,八十年代,他的作品被作为主流媒体被引入中国,一度占领了人们的思想领域,从“飞雪连天射白鹿”,到“笑书神侠倚碧鸳”,金庸的武侠作品在很大程度上说,都是侠肝义胆,义薄云天的。从金毛狮王谢逊,到侠肝义胆的张无忌,这些人物无不行侠仗义,铁骨柔情,他们本身就是大侠,侠义之心更是气贯长虹,光耀日月。《武林外传》 却是一部反武侠电视作品。在《武林外传》里,郭芙蓉的“排山倒海”常常失灵,因为解决问题需要的是人与人之间宽容的关系。就像宁财神说的,真正的武侠应该是程小东他们这样,不光有“武”还要有“侠”,无论是《黄飞鸿》还是《新龙门客栈》,里面的大侠不光是身手好,打得漂亮,更重要的是他们的侠义之心。《武林外传》的出现,颠覆传统武侠的审美。

双瞳印象演员鉴赏 2019-07-08 10:02:28

印度国宝级演员,阿米汗的6部高评分经典作,有哪些是经典励志片?

印度电影非常有名,中国观众关于的印度电影有几个关键词:歌舞片、阿米尔汗。阿米尔汗可以说是印度电影的代表人物,他对印度电影的贡献巨大,这次要推荐的电影里面有四部都有他的参演。

《三傻大闹宝莱坞》

阿米尔汗的代表作,讲述的是在印度最有名的高等学府,这里的学生只会刻意追求名次,思维非常死板。男主智商很高,思维跳脱,拥有与校长和同学完全不一样的世界观。这部电影告诉我们学习不应该只是追求名次,要因为发自内心对知识的热爱而学习。

《偶滴神呀》

这部电影也是阿米尔汗主演,是讽刺印度宗教的题材,告诉我们信仰和宗教其实是两码事。推荐这部电影的原因除了发人深思的情节推进,还有十分密集的笑点,虽然歌舞内容有点多,但是这也早已成为印度电影甚至印度文化的代表。

《贫民窟的百万富翁》

这部电影的几乎全面的展示了印度社会的苦难:贫穷、暴乱以及混乱的社会秩序。电影的可贵之处也在此,人是有韧性的,不管环境多么艰难,依旧要学会恪守本心,保持善良。全片最让我感动的地方是吃尽了生活的苦头的男主在女主问他逃走后如何生活的时候回答以爱为生。

《摔跤吧爸爸》

在这部电影里,阿米尔汗扮演一个望女成凤的父亲。他坚强、严厉,为了把女儿培养成厉害的摔跤手他承担了巨大的压力,来自周围人的嘲讽甚至还有女儿的怨恨和妻子的不理解。但他顶住了克服了所有困难,并且针对女儿的优点给她们制订了最完美的训练方案,培养出了两个全国冠军,让女儿逃离了早嫁的悲剧。

《神秘巨星》

这部电影讲述的是一个有歌唱梦想的女孩克服困难追逐理想的故事。女孩逐梦之路的困难主要来自家庭,她父亲是一个十分暴躁并且有着大男子主义的人,他看不起女性,对妻子动辄打骂,对女儿的梦想也嗤之以鼻,他反对女儿抛头露面。整部电影除了表达女孩对父亲的反抗,还表现了母亲对丈夫的反抗,启发更多受到不平等待遇的女性去改变现状。

五点人小说全内容

哎~~我也在找、、、、、、

这是我刚刚在一个英文网站上找到的,应该不是原文,好像是前言之类的,我还没仔细看,现在应该没有中文版的吧。这个你先凑活看吧。

Five Point Someone

Chetan Bhagat

Rupa Co. 2004

This book illustrates how students waste their opportunities in college years if they don’t

think straight. Through the story of three friends, the book describes various facets of IIT

life – the academics, the professors, campus life and the rat race to get better grades.

Introduction

The author is more concerned about what to do after getting admission into an IIT than

the admission process itself. He points out that getting into IIT is not all that difficult as is

made out to be. As he puts it, “If you can lock yourself in a room with books for two

years and throw away the key, you can probably make it here.”

Sheer brilliance

The book brings out the sheer brilliance of IIT students in a very subtle way. One

professor mentions, “The definition of a machine is simple. It is anything that reduces

human effort. Anything. So, see the world around you and it is full of machines.” A

student, Ryan asks: “Sir, what about a gym machine, like a bench press or something?

That doesn’t reduce human effort. In fact, it increases it.” The professor does not know

how to respond. People who have studied in IITs know how students can pose fairly

challenging questions based on their common sense and without any prior k nowledge and

unsettle teachers in the class.

Again, when a professor asks students to design a car jack to lift the chassis in case of flat

ties etc. Ryan draws a ‘modified screw-jack,’ in which one does not have to open

manually and raise the jack. A flat tire does not mean the engine has failed. Hence once

can attach a motor on the traditional jack and hook it up to the car battery. If one switches

on the car ignition, the motor car derives power. Ryan is very happy with the design.

But the professor finds it difficult to accept this original thinking. The conversation

proceeds as follows:

“What is this?”

“Sir, this modified screw-jack, It can be attached to the car’s battery…”

“Is this an electrical engineering class?”

“No sir but the end need is the same…”

“Is this an internal combustion engines class?”

“Sir but…”

“If you don’t want to be in my class or follow my course, you may leave.”

This example shows that many professors at the IITs are totally unequipped to handle the

brilliant students who study there.

2

The Gaps

The limitations of IITs are brought out vividly in a get-together involving students. Ryan

remarks, “You know guys, this whole IIT system is sick. Because, tell me, how many

great engineers or scientists have come out of IIT? I mean that is supposed to be the best

college in India, the best technology institute for a country of a billion. But has IIT ever

invented anything? Or made any technical contribution to India? Over thirty years of

IITs, yet, all it does is train some bring kids to work in multinationals. I mean look at

MIT in the USA… What is wrong in the system… This system of relative grading and

overburdening the students. I mean it kills the best fun years of your life. But it kills

something else. Where is the room for original though? Where is the time for creativity?

It is not fair.”

The mice race

Competition is intense in the IITs. The pressures which the IIT grading system puts on

students are captured in one professor’s remarks at the end of his class: “Best of luck

once again for your stay here. Remember, as your head of department Prof Cherian says,

the tough workload is by design, to keep you on your toes. And respect the grading

system. You get bad grades, and I assure you – you get no job, no school and no future.

If you do well, the world is your oyster. So, don’t slip, not even once, or there will be no

oyster, just slush.”

At the same time, there are some professors who are different and whom students adore.

The heroes of the book never miss the fluid mechanics class in the fourth semester and

the reason is Prof. Veera, who is completely different. He is twenty years younger than

other profs. No more than thirty, he comes dressed in jeans and T -shirts, which bears his

US university logos. He holds five degrees from top universities – MIT, Cornell,

Princeton etc. He carries his CD player with him, and after class, he plugs it into his ears

before he leaves the classroom. Prof. Veera makes it clear that he likes students who can

think creatively and put the principles taught in the class into practice. Ryan builds a

special relationship with this professor.

Ryan comes up with the Mice Theory to explain the problems in the IITs: “This IIT

system is nothing but a mice race. It is not a rat race, mind you, as rats sound somewhat

shrewd and clever. So it is not about that. It is about mindlessly running a race for four

years, in every class, every assignment and every test. It is about mindlessly running a

race for four years, in every class, every assignment and every test. It is a race where

profs judge you every ten steps, with a GPA stamped on you every semester.”

Ryan concludes that the IIT system is unfair because:

1. It suppresses talent and individual spirit.

2. It extracts the best years of one’s life from the country’s brightest minds.

3. It judges students with a draconian GPA system that destroys relationships.

4. The profs don’t care for the students.

5. IITs have hardly contributed to the country.

3

Real drama

It is in the last part, that the book really comes alive. The traumatic final year which

includes disciplinary action against the heroes of the book, Rayan, Hari and Alok for

trying to steal an examination paper. There is an attempted suicide by Alok. But all the

problems fortunately get sorted out. Finally, the time has come to graduate. In a dream

sequence, one professor accepts the limitations of the grading system while making his

convocation address:

“Once upon a time there was a student in IIT. He was very bright, and this is true, his

GPA was 1 0.00 after four years. He didn’t have a lot of friends, as to keep such a high

GPA, you only have so much time for friends.”

“This bright boy thought his classmates were less smart than him, were selfish and

wanted to make the most money or go to the USA with minimum effort. And many of

his classmates did go to work for multinationals and some went abroad. Some of them

opened their own companies in the USA – mostly in computers and software.”

The bright boy stayed behind. Because he had principles he did not want to use his

education for selfish personal gain. He wanted to help the country. He wanted to do

research and he stayed back at IIT. Of course, getting a research project approved in IIT

was not easy. The boy still kept trying but apart from being a professor, there was not

much he could achieve here. Ten years passed, when his friends from college visited

home. One of them had a GPA of seven point something, and he had his own software

company. The turnover had reached two hundred million dollars. Another friend was

heading a toothpaste MNC, and came in a BMW. But even this did not bother the

principled bright boy.

The professor mentioned: “As you guessed, that bright boy was me. And at that time I

thought it didn't matter if others had achieved more personally.” He was still the one with

the better GPA, the smarter one, the brighter one. Somehow, on that day, he decided my

son must get into IIT. He wanted his son to carry on his family's strong intellectual

tradition. But his son wanted to be a lawyer and hated maths. The professor hated him for

hating maths. He pushed him hard just as he pushed students. He failed to get in the first

time and the professor made life hell for him. His son failed a second time and the

professor made his life an even bigger hell. Then the son failed to get in the third time.

And this time, he killed himself.

The professor continues: "You all know that I have a daughter. But I also had a son, who

died in a rail track accident five years ago. At that time, we thought it was an accident.

But this is my son's letter I got only a few weeks ago. He wrote this to my daughter on

the day he died. He killed himself because he did not get into IIT. He killed himself

because of me."

"I am sorry everyone for bringing up this sad story on your special day. I told myself that

if I admit to my mistake publicly, perhaps my son will forgive me. And I wanted to thank 4

the one student in this class because of who I found out the truth. It is my daughter's

boyfriend – Hari (the author). And he is here sitting right in the front row."

Then the prof. points at the central figures of the book, "Let me tell you something about

this boy Hari and his friends Alok and Ryan. They are the under-performers. That is what

I used to call students with low GPAs. And they do have a low GPA - five point

something is low, right?"

The professor’s daughter had found it easier to trust Hari with the letter. She had defied

the professor, lied to him and ignored him just to meet him. Somewhere down the line,

the professor had gone really wrong.

The professor adds, “And that is when I realized that GPAs make a good student, but not

a good person. We judge people here by their GPA. If you are a nine, you are the best. If

you are a five, you are useless. I used to despise the low GPAs so much that when Ryan

submitted a research proposal on lubricants, I judged it without even reading it. But these

boys have something really promising. I saw the proposal the second time. I can tell you,

any investor who invests in this will earn a rainbow."

Hari and Alok join software companies which ironically enough were underrated in the

early 1990s. Alok makes enough money in a few months to pull his family out of the

deep financial crisis they were going through. Ryan ends up becoming a businessman,

thanks to the encouragement of Prof. Veera. A happy ending to a well written book.

Conclusion

The message for IIT students is captured in the professor’s address: “One, believe in

yourself, and don't let a GPA, performance review or promotion in a job define you.

There is more to life than these things - your family, your friends, your internal desires

and goals. And the grades you get in dealing with each of these areas will define you as a

person.”

"Two, don't judge others t oo quickly. I thought my son was useless because he didn't get

into IIT. I tell you what, I was a useless father. It is great to get into IIT, but it is not the

end of the world if you don't. All of you should be proud to have the IIT tag, but never

ever j udge anyone who is not from this institute - that alone can define the greatness of

this institute."

The style of this book is quite different from the book “The IITians” by Sandipen Deb.

But there is a common thread. IIT students should not be made after grades. They must

spend as much time in pursuing extra curriculum activities as on their course work.

Rayan, clearly, is the hero of this book.

凌晨五点人还处于深度睡眠吗!

这个时间多数人很容易惊醒

并且很多锻炼的都起了

所以人是否深,分人,很少或特殊是可能的

凌晨五点人的正常体温是多少?

人体正常体温平均在36~37℃之间(腋窝),正常人体温一般上午比下午高,早晨5点正常的体温在36.5左右。